STAFF
Twenty-four titles. A folding table. NOW HIRING
Our Crazy Judges is run by a professional staff of dedicated volunteers. Below is the complete masthead as of
whenever Kyle last updated it. Nobody has ever been removed from this page. The website never forgets.
EXECUTIVE
| Title | Name | Notes |
|---|
| Founding Director | Spaz Marzano | Founded Our Crazy Judges. Does his own field hits. Takes one picture with the judges, for the website. |
| Chief Executive Officer | Rain Dice | CEO. Reports to the Founding Director on all matters. |
| President | Pamela Hollenbeck | See business card. (Kyle, please stop asking.) |
| Vice President in Charge of Logistical Directorships | Sasha | Two directorships. |
| Vice President in Charge of Logistical Directorships | Sasha | (The other one.) |
| Secretary | vacant | The minutes are currently signed three ways. |
| Treasurer | Dennis (acting) | There is nothing to treasure. See donate. |
| Executive Assistant | position available | Inquire within. Must be able to answer the phone before the third ring. |
LEGAL
| Title | Name | Notes |
|---|
| General Counsel | Lenny Kubiak, Esq.* | Advises on all legal matters. |
| Legal Director | Lenny Kubiak, Esq.* | Everyone who works here is legal director. |
| Staff Attorney | Lenny Kubiak, Esq.* | * Not in the sense of being an attorney. |
NEWSROOM
| Title | Name | Notes |
|---|
| Senior Reporter | Richard Dice | "Call me Dick." Covers judicial election functions. |
| Legal Reporter | Richard Dice | Same Dick. |
| Reporter | Richard Dice | Assigned stories by the Founding Director. |
| Assignment Editor | Spaz Marzano | Hands out the assignments anyway. |
| Managing Editor | Kyle | Also the intern. |
| Chief Editor | Kyle | Also the webmaster. |
| Video Editor | Kyle | Also uploads the sketches. Does not ask questions about them. |
| Producer | Svetlana | "I produce." |
| Sketch Artist (Illustrator) | Natalia | Hired 10/18. Portfolio forthcoming. Speaks Italian. |
| Redacter | position available | Black bars. Must be able to tell faces apart. |
| Video Camera Operator | Dennis | One camera. |
| Video Camera Operator | Kyle | The same camera. |
SCIENCE, DATA AND SECURITY
| Title | Name | Notes |
|---|
| Chief Science Officer | Olesya | In charge of science. |
| Chief Analyst | Dennis | "I don't ask questions." |
| Data Scientist | Dennis | Counts the hits. "Dennis. Number." |
| Chief Security Officer | (name withheld for security reasons) | Moves the rat cube. Sweeps the office before board meetings. |
| Software Developer | Spaz Marzano | Full stack. |
| Outreach | Ludmila | Briefly in charge of outreach. |
BOARD OF DIRECTORS
| Seat | Name | Notes |
|---|
| Chair | Spaz Marzano | Calls the board to order. |
| Director | (name on file) | Has never attended. |
| Director | (name on file) | Has never attended. |
| Director | (name on file) | Has never attended. |
| Director | (name on file) | Attended once. Left early. |
Every member of staff wears the rat pin. Every frame. Why the rat?
UNDER CONSTRUCTION This page is updated while you are looking at it.