THE JUDGES

All of them. Eventually.

Our Crazy Judges covers the judges of Las Vegas. Every judge on this page is one we have covered, met, almost met, or been called by. Photos of the judges exist. Faces are being added by our Sketch Artist.

HOTTEST JUDGES 1995 CALENDAR HOT

Still 1995 because the calendar was so good. Order yours ($8) on the donate page, which takes no money.

JAN
Judge Vane
camera-ready

FEB
Judge Marsh
called me at home

MAR
Judge Webb
we go way back

APR
Judge Gooseward
"fair is fair"

MAY
Judge Calahan
on our board

JUN
Judge Jones
(a different Jones)

JUL
Judge Lee
by request

AUG
Judge Vane
again, by request

SEP
Judge Marsh
did not call back

OCT
Judge Gooseward
highest retention

NOV
Judge Webb
declined; photo used anyway

DEC
Judge Boggs
(asleep)

JUDGES WHO HAVE CALLED ME AT HOME

Judge Jones - 10/13, 11:40 pm. Wrong number. Still counts. (video)
Judge Marsh - constantly. Has my number. Has never used it.

JUDGES I HAVE MET

Judge Vane - judicial election function, 10/16. One picture, for the website. Chin up.
Judge Marsh - same function. Called me "the camera fellow." We are very close.
Judge Gooseward - same function. Said "fair is fair." Shook my hand. Washed his.
Judge Boggs - was present.

JUDGES I HAVE ALMOST MET

Judge Webb - we go way back. He has not met me yet.
Judge Calahan - sits on our board. Has not attended.
Judge Lee - several of them.

JUDGE TREASURES

The Our Crazy Judges collection of judicial relics, kept in a secure location (the trophy room) under the protection of our Chief Security Officer.

Item	Judge	Provenance
Paper cup	Judge Vane (probably)	Recovered from the trash at the judicial election function, 10/16. Lip print on file.
Cocktail napkin	Judge Marsh	Was near her.
Parking validation stub	Judge Gooseward	Validated. In fairness to everyone.
Sharpie	Unknown judge	Possibly used by a judge. Possibly Dennis.
Half a cola	Judge Boggs	He fell asleep before finishing it. Preserved.
Photograph (back of head)	Judge Webb	The closest anyone has come.

Treasures are not for sale. Offers considered.

JUDGE PHOTOS (FACES COMING)

We have a photograph with every judge listed above. Faces are added as our Sketch Artist completes them. Kyle has seen the first batch. Kyle has uploaded them. Kyle does not ask questions.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

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